I own a mansion, but live in a A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
This happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I is McDonald's bathroom In a stall dropping a football So every time someone in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third Don't know what the fuck I doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never turned Turned and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, *burp* my Hanes shirt tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of these You expect me to sit here and that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an at computers? I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I there's more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Sanford welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me is the inspiration I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey to the frozen aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster Then me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah Look over see these two hot still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The I complain about like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)