I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a stall dropping a football So every time someone walks in the I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking Without someone passing my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that Don't know what the fuck I would if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never turned forty and still sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, be the perfect match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an expert at I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a with welch's and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I take full advantage of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the shelves of hamburger helper I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion I think my karma is up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In produce hunched over, giant stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying He just had front row seats, told me to this poster Then me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils next to 'em stuck at the light This fucking is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one Recovery Was so highly coveted, but good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking of my kids I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The shit I complain like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)