I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a stall dropping a football So every time someone walks in the I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash Without someone passing through my sub I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never turned forty and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I heard she drag-races, swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no to technology But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, with a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with welch's and They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't even help it, this is the hand I was to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion I think my karma is up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce hunched over, giant Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This fucking shit is forever to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit snapping fucking of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I complain It's like there ain't a in the sky and it's raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)