I own a mansion, but in a house A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, just blew
This always happens, minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public dropping a football So every time someone in the john I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' does all of this crap end? Can't my ass without causing an accident my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash Without someone passing my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, turned back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, *burp* Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no to technology But the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear this new from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, with a Playstation I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, why I never take full advantage of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, this is the I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal all these pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I my karma is catching up with me
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, they me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah Look over see these two hot Finger still up in one of my next to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a Hopping on on you sons of bitches subdivison to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The I complain about It's there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)