I own a mansion, but in a house A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my is half empty, gasket just blew
This happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only I have is McDonald's bathroom In a stall dropping a football So every time someone in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never back Turned and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But the heck is all of these buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on a sandwich with welch's and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell these parameters Still cramming the full of hamburger helper I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, spit on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure what that means, they me it's good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to this poster Then insults me "wow, up close know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look over see these two hot still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The I complain about like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)