Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his role

is a comedian with a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong
Except you'll hear

That's the sound of a match a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports very
There's a vast number of that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You know what is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in this
Than the
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
get cheaters permits so they can drive
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

They don't really go for that any
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
from a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with that killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

they come
There are
look at 'em

Remember the when drive-ins first opened
And the used to come out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl would come up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
give you a little green box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you have out here with the little cup
With that whatever that's in there, take it, whatever it is
And uh, like two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two shakes thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to
Even if just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a time when first opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than hellos and
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new have radar now
So you have to crawl on belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put your window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
There was a sporting event taking place at the traffic
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering
His right gripped onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By having bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an transmission
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an with tight bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
Which everyone assumed meant V for
Actually if you'll recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very
He pulls the transmission down into low
He puts one foot on the
holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the transmission down into low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The not even there
You what's there?

He looks in the rear view and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits there and the hell out of them