Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But you haven't met in his other role

is a comedian with a unique point of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
Except you'll hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I played golf,
I did good too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports very
There's a vast of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know what is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out to talk about sports
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more in this country
Than the
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right and pick her up, right?

don't really go for that any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
from a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with that giant killer,
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our high
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

they come
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins opened
And the girls to come out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in who delivers it
I understand even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl would come up
May I take your sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
give you a little green box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you out here with the little white cup
With whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, thick, for spoons you know THICK
And like two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And six-packs
take it
And after you get food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time when drive-ins opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally people were getting out and exchanging
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to crawl on your between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put down window

Power windows,
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
There was a sporting taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 primer coated Ford
With it's end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato cans for
With his back to the drivers window, his arm draped over the steering wheel
His hand gripped onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By having your bands
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile tight bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar,
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he turn to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The changes
The changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes on the accelerator five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have another job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You know there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids back at the corner
He never races
He just sits there and scares the out of them