Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his role

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a golf
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
Except you'll hear

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I golf, wooo
I did pretty too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports very
There's a vast number of sports I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You know swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to talk about
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in this
the automobile
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get cheaters so they can drive
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a girl and her
If you can peddle right and pick her up, right?

They don't go for that any more
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna take the car, ha
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, I done my homework?
Run out the
You up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our school
Wait a minute, a car load over there
There's a right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

Here come
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the girls to come out to take your order?
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short skirts
Remember
You in
And the little would come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you flirt any now
They give you a little box with a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two shakes thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us we have please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your food in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
there was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little than hellos and greetings
They policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit cards on the
Officer, my wallet
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new resturants radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly between the
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put down window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the traffic
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray coated Ford
With it's end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His right hand gripped the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By your bands tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the gear
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an automobile with tight

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he thinks he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
This is the universal signlanguage teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
Which assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get daring
He pulls the automatic down into low
He puts one on the brake
Still the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the transmission down into low
And pushes down on the accelerator inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You what's there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids back at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits there and scares the out of them