Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a singer
But that you met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ball
generally you'll hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I golf, wooo
I did pretty too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't sports very much
a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You know swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk about
I really, I came out here, talks about status
And I cannot of one material object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a girl and her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

They don't really go for any more
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then they you with that giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
There's a place right next to them, go get it

look at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

they come
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins opened
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand they're even putting in belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you out here with the little white cup
With that whatever in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two shakes thin
Water down, or milk them down a little, ok
we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us we have please?

And four
take it
And after you get your order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than hellos and
They have policemen there to you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit cards on the
Officer, that's my
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put your window

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the traffic
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
Tomato cans for
With his to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right gripped onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By your bands tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the gear
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile tight bands

is an automobile with loose bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar,
He used to it in here, right?
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He the automatic transmission down into low
And pushes on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You what's there?

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never races
He just there and scares the hell out of them