You I just don't get it Last year I was This I'm sellin records Now everybody to come around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, all did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody wanna run they and try to take at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you see me joggin, you might see me walkin You might see me walkin a dead dog with it's chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a shotgun Drivin up the block in the car that they 'Pac in Lookin for killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel gauge bigger than Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin all these imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been like they switched wallets And all this Crist' poppin and wristwatches I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous and around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin shit like some 26-year-old skinny ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin with instincts to N'Sync, don't get me started fuckin brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my dollars All I see is sissies in magazines Whatever happened to whylin out and violent? happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned passionate and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl make me sick And I can't 'til I catch all you faggots in public I'ma it.. (hahaha) Ice don't like me (uh-uh) Said shit in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair just me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna just like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world and destroy little 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out after they ducked out the back when saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs shot at truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin mouth again when you seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots!
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Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk me) Come and see me on the streets if you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you run your mouth then come take best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that y'all so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Now because of this mop that's on top and this fucked up that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just around and did a 360 Now these diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did shit with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do some with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten She want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin Shit, the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin about I fabricated my He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, another sues Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to All the sudden, I got 90 cousins (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who seen me or bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the to buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a stamp to the last page, flipped right fast and what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help: uhh, - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine shouldn't so much trouble to sell Ahh it, I'll even buy a couple myself
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