You know I don't get it Last year I was year I'm sellin records Now everybody wants to come like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody wanna run they and try to shots at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you see me joggin, you might see me walkin You might see me walkin a dead dog with it's head chopped off in the park a spiked collar hollerin at him the son of a bitch won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked Drivin up the in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red like I see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge than Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched And amidst all this Crist' poppin and I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous and walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin shit some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin with to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin brats can't sing and garbage What's this retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in smiling happened to whylin out and bein violent? Whatever to catchin a good-ol' fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and hat tooken? New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick Boy/girl make me sick And I can't wait 'til I all you faggots in public love it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said shit in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his just like me (hehe) A of little kids wanna swear just like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, bite me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world and destroy your 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" they look queer Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin Detroit, y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out after they ducked out the back when they saw us and out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin your again you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!
Two: Eminem
Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk me) Come and see me on the streets if you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you run your mouth then come take your best shot at me (your best at me)
Is it because you love me that expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now of this blonde mop that's on top and this fucked up head that I've got, I've gone The just spunned around and did a 360 Now these diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy, so now he he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch mom's for ten million She want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you {*several seconds of faggot! about I fabricated my past He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For million I make, another relative sues Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to All the sudden, I got 90 some (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who never me or even to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand to buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food Skipped to the last page, right fast and what do I see? A picture of my big ass Okay, let me give you some help: uhh, - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
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