You know I don't get it Last I was nobody This year I'm sellin Now everybody wants to come around I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss me) Nobody gave a fuck before, all they did was me (did was doubt me) Now wanna run they mouth and try to shots at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You might see me walkin a dead dog with it's chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a shotgun Drivin up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in and red like I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge than Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause and 'Pac just missed all this all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all Crist' poppin and wristwatches I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous and walk around an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin shit like some 26-year-old skinny ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky with instincts to N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin brats can't and Britney's garbage What's bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in magazines Whatever happened to whylin out and violent? Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' passionate ass-whoopin and your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you in public I'ma it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said shit in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and his hair just like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids swear just like me and run around screamin, "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to annoy the and destroy your little boy or girl Plus I was put here to put in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin the fuck out Ask 'em the club they was at when they snuck out after they ducked out the back when they saw us and out (AHHH!) down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! at y'all runnin your mouth again when you ain't a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, from D-12, to up two females in make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!
Chorus Two:
Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you about me) Come and see me on the streets if you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you run your mouth then come take your best shot at me (your shot at me)
Is it you love me that y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Now because of blonde mop that's on top and this fucked up that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did shit with Missy, so now he thinks too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin mom's suin for ten million She must a dollar for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It matter you {*several seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin I fabricated my past He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another relative Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to All the sudden, I got 90 some (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and who never seen me or even bothered to me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand to buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp to the last page, flipped right fast and what do I A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you some help: uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, XL Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
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