Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I have your please
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the
whoopin her ass worst than before
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel dont
We aint but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear them argue over who she gave to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you like to it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
you wanna outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses asses Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every single person is a shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
his windows down and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up