Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I your attention please
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the floor pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open canolopes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear them argue over who she *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Im only giving you
Things you about with your friends inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin like these albums like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every single person is a shady lurkin
He be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a shady in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up