Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have your please
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never a white person before
all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first were sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him walking grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than whats on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect them not to know a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* people open like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
2}
Will dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear them argue who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in here to you
And theres a million of us just me
Who like me
Who just dont give a like me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im
But this bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a shady lurkin
He be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I dont give a
his windows down and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up