Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I your attention please
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real shady please stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you seen a white person before
all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
They first were sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are just
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to spears
S--- christina aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and fred
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who like me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your friends your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna kids like these albums like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im jerkin Im jerking
But this bag of viagra isnt working
And every person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger spitten on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up