Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have your please
Will the slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your parents
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to little
And them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So the real slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you like to it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of isnt working
And every person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
I dont give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up