Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use will reap a great benefit
I walk around like a cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I make a as the day progresses Angry and take it out on the neighbors Like this is how cut your face up bitches With these trimming scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, the only way to escape this mess And make the best of this situation, I 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, predicament's despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, ridiculous I look like a freaking wuss, a This kid just took my stick of And threw my sticker books in a bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now using your head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Fast forward some years A teenager, is a fun, sweet I just got jumped twice in one week, complete It's once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit out of you, be down and be upbeat When you have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To it or succeed you're doomed from the start It's like you grew up on drug street, jump street But if I had just my head up my ass I could any task Practicing trash talking in a Locked in my room yeah but I got some mama These damn are falling Out of my pocket I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this helps for sure I'm getting more self than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to my first punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, empty Been it more as a bin for storage Take inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking Like an independent store, something's wrong my head think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd be Dahmer cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now I go, they scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear them out In terror were so scared, and those kids Just about, out spout that it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe this little locked This hip hop in his pocket and still the shit got That white traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks a Kid Rock Insane Clown Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber mama always
'If you had a brain, you'd be A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a you stupid fuck is ain't