Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on this distorted brain and put it to use Society will a great benefit
I walk like a space cadet, place your bets likely to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I a mess as the day progresses and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how cut your face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors razor edges dangerous, it's the only way to escape this mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy This kid took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a bush I kick his tush, but I was six and shook This was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's your head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Fast forward years later A teenager, is a fun, sweet I got jumped twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, this is some feat I've They've stomped me into the mud gee for reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no valid at life To make it or succeed 'Cause you're from the start It's like you up on drug street, from jump street But if I had kept my head up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing trash in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got some plans These damn rhymes are Out of my pants pocket I can't it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this shit for sure I'm getting more assured than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a to that Threw my first punch, end of in my skulls a vacant, empty void Been using it as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the chain Like an independent store, something's with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a bottom of the getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, them yell out In terror they so scared, and those kids Just about, out Whatever spout it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they said I queers Til emotions evoke tears, my careers a stroke of sheer genius and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole and re-upholstery it And boy they did believe this little hick locked This hip hop in his pocket and still the shit got That trash traffic and gridlock Shit like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
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