Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the If science can operate on this distorted and put it to good use Society will a great benefit
I walk around like a cadet, place your bets Who's to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I make a as the day progresses Angry and take it out on the hedges Like this is how I'll cut your face up With these trimming scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to this mess And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, predicament's despicable I'm sick of getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy This kid just took my of licorice And threw my sticker in a pricker bush I kick his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a hook He hit me, I fell, I got up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Fast forward years later A teenager, is a fun, sweet I just got jumped in one week, it's complete It's usually a month, this is some feat I've accomplished stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the beat out of you, be down and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no shot at life Chance To make it or you're doomed from the start It's like you grew up on drug street, jump street But if I had just kept my up my ass I accomplish any task Practicing trash talking in a in my room yeah but I got some plans mama These damn are falling Out of my pocket I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've ever been Plus no one on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, empty using it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking an independent store, something's wrong with my head Just think if I had a in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape insaneness always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear yell out In they were so scared, and those kids Just about, out spout that it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as difficult, ch'yea, til then Hopefully you homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' Insert insult Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't believe this little hick hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash traffic and Shit happened a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my cranium dog I turn into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Insaneness even a word you stupid fuck Neither is