Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If science can on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will reap a benefit
I around like a space cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a serial Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I make a mess as the day Angry and take it out on the hedges this is how I'll cut your face up bitches With hedge trimming scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to this mess And the best of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this despicable I'm sick of just pushed, it's ridiculous I like a freaking wuss, a pussy kid just took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker in a pricker bush I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Fast forward some later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, complete It's usually once a month, this is some feat accomplished They've me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit out of you, be down and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no valid at life To make it or succeed 'Cause you're from the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump But if I had just kept my up my ass I accomplish any task trash talking in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got some plans These damn are falling Out of my pants pocket I can't it And I'm starting to blend in more, school shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I put a stop to that Threw my first punch, end of Still in my skulls a vacant, empty Been using it more as a bin for Take inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the chain Like an independent store, something's wrong my head Just if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now I go, they scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the outs, freak the hell out America, hear them yell out In terror they so scared, and those kids Just about, out Whatever spout that it out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your and grow beards It's okay to be straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a of sheer genius and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the fuck would've thunk one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock believe this little hick locked This hip hop shit in his pocket and still the got That white trash and gridlock Shit happened a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium dog Cause I turn the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't even a word you fuck is ain't