L.L. J 'em well And as you all I am as hell
Woke up at on a Saturday morn' my remote control, turned my stereo on Then I reached for a since I don't use the picks And the was kinda cold so I put on my kicks
Walked to the kitchen and ate cornflakes As I bop to a tape of Cut breaks With hardcore, heavyweight, blast of hardcore and Cut Creator's fast
Jumped in the shower, it was hot So I stayed there a hour 'cause I it a lot out, dried off, put on the Denim cologne Then I called up on the telephone
He told me 'bout a jam that I could do on 10 g's plus a for one strong song So I said, yeah, I was with it, up and got geared Got a magnifying glass then I brushed my
Rewound tapes of some Def Jam tunes As I waited for freak to ring my bell at noon 12 o'clock came, left the crack The freak in a mink on her back
Put her curt on the rack, my [Incomprehensible] on Then I threw in a of the quiet storm We drank Roundhill Cavern, ate soft She said, "L.L., when you're gonna let me your tongue?"
My skin got pale, I wam-bammed the Did it so I shoulda went to jail She left, Earl came over and we outside Jumped in the BM to a joyride
up to A.J. in my fresh black wheel I'm not a sucker on the corner to scrape up a meal The girlies want sex, the fellas try to But those who flex end up with broke
Signed some for a posse of freaks Said, "It's L, baby, I ain't down Chic" We conversated with the skeezers for 10 more Then I jumped in my ride and the slammed the door
Due 'cause I'm a gangster people I do crimes don't know I'm just a connoisseur of hip-hop rhymes Some smile, try to call L.L. a hoodlum at But he don't know my autograph's on his wife's
L.L. has iced all the washed up Vigilante of rap so to with the mob Don't run from the cops, making jock And I'm only 18 making more than pops
Tormentor of and boyscout boys And I dare any critic to call it at the clock, it said 6:03 Said to Creator and broke out with E
Went up to White Castle for a chocolate 'bout a 100'000 that I'd soon make Finished up the snack, up, out my seat E-Love hit the and he made up a beat
Kicked a few lines, stepped out the tonight is a bore I'm in the mood for more We in my ride, I took a peek at the time It was almost 7:30 and the was at nine
L.L. Cool J soon stand at a jam With thousands of screaming, "Touch my hand" But since I had a plus a half for tat I was searching for the cutie who's my perfect
Her name was Renee, her face was But she had the kinda body that Jay wanna play I said, "No need to rehearse", then I my approach Said, "You got a good team, but you need a new coach"
Said, "My L.L.Cool, if I may introduce But I'm not here for conversation, I'm here to Wanna mix it up baby, feel you grind 'Cause it ain't 5th and these ain't nursery rhymes"
"And I that you adore my sure side hardcore Check out the real L.L. behind doors So tell your you're busy, tell your boyfriend beat it Forget the silk 'cause you ain't gonna need it"
"Unplug your clock, do away with the After five or more you hear me say, that's right Your body is bad and I heard you got a we make love you can call me daddy"
"I'm L.L. Cool J, say hey, I'm not a but I still wanna play Promise you, I'm not wack I'm in the sack After I leave you starving for me to come back"
"But in the meantime, put your down And the time I see ya I'm going to town" away from the freak, it was a quarter to nine When I rolled to the jam I saw the crew on
a trip around the side, so I could get backstage If you me a tiger, then the stage is my cage I rip, stomp and crush, heavy bands rust Them flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like
Walked in my dressing and then I heard four knocks They said, "L.L., you're late and it's time to rock" Cut Creator what the order would be Then I "Lord have mercy" and slapped hands with E Went onstage, I the girlies scream And that's the very moment I woke up from the