L.L. J 'em well And as you all I am hard as
Woke up at 9:30 on a morn' Hemmed my remote control, turned my on I reached for a brush since I don't use the picks And the floor was kinda cold so I put on my
Walked to the kitchen and ate cornflakes As I bop to a of Cut Creator's breaks With hardcore, heavyweight, b-boy Connoisseur of and Cut Creator's fast
Jumped in the shower, it was hot So I stayed there a 'cause I like it a lot Jumped out, dried off, put on the cologne Then I called up on the telephone
He told me a jam that I could do later on 10 g's plus a Limo for one song So I said, yeah, I was with it, hung up and got Got a magnifying glass then I my beard
some tapes of some Def Jam tunes As I waited for freak to ring my bell at noon 12 o'clock came, the door crack The freak walked in a mink on her
Put her curt on the rack, my [Incomprehensible] on Then I threw in a of the quiet storm We Roundhill Cavern, ate soft mignons She said, "L.L., when you're gonna let me taste tongue?"
My skin got pale, I the tail Did it so I shoulda went to jail She left, came over and we went outside in the BM to bust a joyride
Went up to A.J. in my fresh black I'm not a sucker on the corner trying to up a meal The girlies want sex, the try to plex But those who flex end up with necks
Signed some for a posse of freaks Said, "It's L, baby, I ain't with Chic" We conversated with the skeezers for 10 more Then I jumped in my ride and the freaks slammed the
Due 'cause I'm a people think I do crimes They don't I'm just a connoisseur of hip-hop rhymes Some smile, try to call L.L. a at times But he don't know my autograph's on his wife's
L.L. has all the washed up slobs Vigilante of rap so to with the mob Don't run from the cops, suckers jock And I'm 18 making more than your pops
Tormentor of and boyscout boys And I dare any to call it noise Peeped at the clock, it 6:03 later to Creator and broke out with E
Went up to White Castle for a shake 'bout a 100'000 that I'd soon make Finished up the snack, up, out my seat E-Love hit the and he made up a beat
a few lines, stepped out the door Since tonight is a I'm in the mood for more We jumped in my ride, I a peek at the time It was almost 7:30 and the show was at
L.L. J will soon stand at a jam thousands of people screaming, "Touch my hand" But since I had a hour plus a for tat I was searching for the cutie my perfect match
Her name was Renee, her was okay But she had the kinda that made Jay wanna play I said, "No need to rehearse", then I my approach Said, "You got a team, girl but you need a new coach"
Said, "My L.L.Cool, if I may introduce But I'm not here for conversation, I'm here to mix it up baby, wanna feel you grind 'Cause it ain't 5th and these ain't nursery rhymes"
"And I know that you adore my sure side Check out the L.L. behind closed doors So tell your you're busy, tell your boyfriend beat it the silk dress 'cause you ain't gonna need it"
"Unplug your clock, do with the light After five minutes or more you me say, that's right body is bad and I heard you got a Caddy When we love you can call me daddy"
"I'm L.L. Cool J, say hey, I'm not a toyboy but I still wanna Promise you, I'm not wack when I'm in the After that I leave you starving for me to back"
"But in the meantime, put digits down And the next time I see ya I'm to town" Stepped away from the freak, it was a to nine When I rolled to the jam I saw the on line
a trip around the side, so I could get backstage If you call me a tiger, then the stage is my I rip, stomp and crush, heavy metal rust Them flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like
Walked in my dressing room and then I heard knocks said, "L.L., you're running late and it's time to rock" Told Cut what the order would be Then I "Lord have mercy" and slapped hands with E Went onstage, I heard the scream And that's the very moment I up from the dream