My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must got 'em There was a problem at the post office or somethin' I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm to be a father If I a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? I'm a her Bonnie I read about Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and your man I like the shit you did with too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, your fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you a chance I ain't mad, I just think fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for That's my little man, he's only six years old We waited in the cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like lied to when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm just you in a way I never my father neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to what you're in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it It's like adrenaline, the is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk you 24/7 But she don't know you like I you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you call me man, I'll be the biggest fan ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Or Write My Fans", will be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word, I deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the on 'em perfect So is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You me to drive? You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he him? That's kinda how this is, you could a me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream it And when you dream I hope you sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to this shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I been busy You said your pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm flattered you would call your daughter that And an autograph for your brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must of you think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, on, how fucked up is you? You got some Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be That type of shit make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need other Or you just need to treat her better I you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I you but Stan Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some shit I seen one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant his kid And in the car they found a tape, but didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!