(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you put your curse on me Why didn't you just leave that apple hangin' in the You make us our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't count the good friends I've already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't even like myself, but it's something I can't I got those God almighty, slap PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I mean and cold Those not with it are affected just the same You poor old men didn't have to and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must forgive us for we care not we do I got those can't crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we help it We even know the cause But as soon as this part's over, then comes the Oh, Lord, Oh, going to always be a heap of fun Like the devil over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering suffering, huh?
But a woman had to write song, a man would be scared to he be called a chauvenist or just fall victim to Those PMS You know we'd for less than that PMS You don't want to cross my Cause a pitbull ain't no For these teeth a clenchin', fluid a swellin', can't stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got moods a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that only means one If I'd have been a man, I'd be right this very minute some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman With old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk about it, we could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, don't you talk Gone ballistic, Awful lowdown, bitch to be PMS