I was sittin' in Friday's on a glass of wine in walked a chick who almost struck me blind Had wet eyes and her legs were long and fine On a scale of one to ten, I'd her a nine.
Now on my scale there ain't no ten's, you Nine is as far as any chick can go So I her a smile, but she didn't even look at me So for and good judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you like a possible eight You and me could, uh! eighteen, if your head's on straight." She looked up and my perfect frame And said words that burned into my perfect brain.
She said, well, one of those macho-matician men Kind who grade all on scales of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, a generous thing to do Now, let's just see, how much I give you.
She said you on to me with that phony numbers jive Your makes me smile, I give it a five you walked up I noticed that suit of (yores) It's year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
must be your car parked out on the curb That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a and a third Now, as for build, I guess (yore) less than five Except, for your pot belly, I'd that a ten for size.
That wine you're might be fine to you But I'm used to fine champagne, I it a two hard to tell what your flashin' smile is worth I it a six, you could use some dental work.
But, It's your struttin' act that really makes me laugh It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a three and a And there really ain't to add once the subtractin's done Since ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, up and down the line The whole bar was laughin', said' Bare, what happened to your Nine I, hell soon as she started to talk I knew She didn't have no class, I gave her a two.
Yeah! No matter how good look at first There's flaws in all of That's why on a scale of ten to one, There no ten.