We got a wonderful 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, before we get 2 the like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us some (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, ladies and U didn't my jokes I'm introduce a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) the hottest thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
That's right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I u we would get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never nobody Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, that shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got some pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some pop, mmm, alright
Glam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' till dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We freak 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I never had another look like u Every I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the handle on the rake in my Harder the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing your love is tantalizing And it's got me burning in my pants But I don't do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause will make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky have 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up there Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna sing Ah, ain't that a Come on, wait, come Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
keys (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, your background? (damn!) That workin', man u think we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna me right out That just straight... just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would 2 introduce 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' But I only grip necks a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I flip and commence 2 with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers Brothers write 2 about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with just 2 get the job done Check it like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 scandal See, things got funny I made my money Why brothers got jelly pockets get fat? Their equal fly honeys An equation that just figure 'cause tone is quick 2 a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm telling u, believe me I say That this is just... is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few tone I ain't goin out like that, u know what I'm Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really being the best band in the world And uh, really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new power generation like 2 say "amen"
In my and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one time? (yeah)
on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, on number 2
Now we out