We got a show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us some (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, and gentlemen U like my jokes I'm gonna a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I know The n.p.g.! cheers}
That's right, we're the only band 2 it 2 u live After rockin' the house 4 3 hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ) (yeah!) (I said glam slam, are u ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we would get good U get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never nobody Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got some pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) me good lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me then your will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, me what am I suppose 2 do I never had granny look like u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder than the on the rake in my yard Harder than the brick on my house If I ever, ever, get u into my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an hand Baby, can't u
I'm only 'cause your love is tantalizing And it's got me rubber in my pants But I don't wanna do u till I spend the 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u 2 be up there singin'? Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was sing 2night Ah, that a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
Sweet (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, your background? (damn!) That workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that straighten me right out That just straight... that just straightens me out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I would like 2 2 u What's your name,
Yo, the mic is like grippin' necks But I grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough my propers Brothers write 2 about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with just enough 2 get the job Check it like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the cause 2 much scandal See, got funny when I made my money Why brothers got jelly when get fat? Their equal fly honeys An equation that don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm telling u, believe me I say That this is just... is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me a couple of those) Take a few packs I goin out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my and a quarter Feelin' funky funky Feelin' funky funky fine in my and a quarter funky funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And we're rockin' stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U lord, it's really hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new power would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And we're rockin' that shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 Bring on 1, bring on number 2
Now we out