Hello hello, may I to the E?
This is me, is this the M.D.? Yo P it's early, who's there Laverner and Shirley? Is it Kate and Allie, or other girlie? Well anyway, yo P you I'm lazy me this time of hour you must be crazy
Excuse me, but I'm E Double a terrible situation and it might cause trouble Throw on your coat jump in Benz and come over
Why P?
Yo, I think is on my sofa
Last I was all alone Couldn't watch the boob tube, my fuse was blown Picked up the bat phone, to a line to you Maybe 10:15, or maybe
was I?
I know, you wasn't there Threw on the link watch and fresh gear I grabbed my key, along with the cash out the door to the local disco
Where'd you go, not to ran down pub
Hell no, I was at a club It was night, so I was drinkin Molta Doing a tango, plus a little salsa Seen a fly girl, next to me So I slid to her very non-chalantly She was DEF, body fit She was packin, a with the kit I said, "Kitten, how ya miss?" I said, "Hello my is Parrish"
"Hi, my is Cris"
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Yes"
"What it be?"
"A and Rossi, Asi Spumante By the way is that Caadillac Allante Parked outside right to my Monte Car? You can call it, my ex-husband it."
POOF! My ego appeared and said it's to go for it "This place is a drag, grab coat and bag have drinks on the house, back at my pad." We got to my house we through the door on "Night and Day" by
Al. B
She grabbed me, gave me kiss on the So I grabbed the booty and caressed the hips I got ahead of myself, I wanted to flirt Took off the G-strings and the skirt POOF! my ego
Yeah time to do work
I the movement below so it's time to react I went in my back utility and pulled out a jim hat I bust a move, when it came to But then she freaked it, and grabbed the Started it, then she called me the master
You got bigger, better, stronger and much
At I laughed, as if it was a joke But then my heart skipped a beat, and I a stroke I to myself, oh no it couldn't be The J to the A to the N to the E
Yo P don't tell me it was Jane you douchin' With the Anita Baker
Nah more Whitney Houston
the record's still playing to Al B. Sure's "Effect Mode" Stay tuned, to be on the next episode Peace, I'm 5000