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One hot summer day around the way A new kid onto the block and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, a nine mill Yeah, and kept his on his tool
Anyway Jay portrayed to be hard So we took him in and put him down with the hit His house was phat, full court in the in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, house alarm system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something strange the crib, I had to think Why the whole goddamn was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's your bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta Three on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss My was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I seen a douche bag and safety tampons"
the bathroom, went back where I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I you lived alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
bras and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, what's problem, homeboy, you look stunned What you doin'? Put that knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I wasn't
Left the nine in the car, next to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better think real quick I got a flashback a Bruce Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I broke for the Tripped on bullshit in the living room floor Jay, rushed me, I him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, him in the nuts, that's all she wrote
It was rapunzel Rapunzel? Down his hair Titties popped out and was ass everywhere Jay a transvestite? Not he was more like
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Don't tell me, you out like a sucker Chill, off that mustache that ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm 5000, Audi 5000, ahh shit
All of that real shit, you know what I'm Jane? Haircut, like Anita Baker? The whole shit, yo, the shit, you know what I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her Bruce Jenner
But better, in there, man, I didn't even care Are you crazy? Well, I was me Don't me it was Jane you were juicin' Sheiit, kick