I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the My stepfather said that I in the bed Till one night he in and said "We're goin' out back, I my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get some Bust a nut, get rest", the next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with kid"
"The bastard won't even eat nothin', fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, dead" "Debbie, let that fucker get you upset Go in there, a fuckin' cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He probably just wants to see how upset you get I'll go handle this of unless you object?" "Aw, go fuck his out if any's left in his head"
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've completely it Is he No, he's insane
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Did you get him? Naw the fucker to bite my face off I just got chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the blades off Ate the blades, stuck a in a slingshot
he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping he played ping pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts like Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang And he laid all up underneath it with the on Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' off Everything 'cept his top and his trainin' bra
he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, he, dog? Dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah, well then me you rather get feltched or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while belchin' Burp, and go back for a second helpin'
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, could you me? I want you to feel me like my felt me Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while yelpin' Shady, what the you sayin'? I don't know help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no help I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the babysitter me She showed me a movie 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it 'Pubic on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and shootin' the jail scene
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up under my Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's