A lot of people ask me, stupid questions A lot of people think that, what I say on Or what I about on a record, that I actually do in real life Or that I in it Or if I say that, I to kill somebody, that I'm gonna do it Or I believe in it Well, shit, if you believe Then kill you You know
I'm a criminal! You god right I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My are like a dagger with a jagged edge That will you in the head Whether a fag or les' Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a Pants or dress, hate fags? the "yes" nah, you're just hetero phobic Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my bulgin' (ooh!) my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em They belong in my You'll get hold of 'em Hey, it's me, Whoops, somebody me! And I was just the mail Get it? checkin' the How records you expectin' to sell After your second l.p sends you directly to Come on! guy, I like gay men Right, give me an amen (amen!) Please lord, this boy jesus Heal this child, us destroy these demons Oh, and send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my sick in the hospital Preacher preacher, grade teacher You can't reach me, my mom can't You can't teach me a goddamn 'cause I t.v, and comcast cable And you ain't able to these thoughts You stop me from toppin' these charts And you can't stop me droppin' each march With a brand new c-d for these retards Duh, and to think, just little ol' me Mr. "don't give a fuck," still leave
x2] I'm a every time I write a rhyme These people think it's a To em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal But I don't say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I take shit from no one
My mother did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and The baby out, disfigured, ligaments indeed It was a seed who would grow up as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of that baby that baby was me I'm a An animal caged who turned But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you raised? So as I got and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller, but my got larger I drink more liquor to you up quicker Than you'd want to fuck me up for the word My morals went, when the got oral Sex in his oval on top of his desk Off of his own Now don't me, you won't avoid me You miss me, I'm white, blond-haired And my nose is I'm the bad guy, who makes fun of that die In crashes and laughs As as it ain't happened to him Slim shady, I'm as as em- and kim combined the maniac's in Replacin' the doctor cause dre make it today He's a under the weather, so I'm takin' his place (mm-mm-mm!) oh, that's dre an a.k to his face Don't make me kill him too and his brains all over the place I told you dre, you kept that thing put away I guess that will teach you not to let me with it, eh? I'm a Aight look (uh huh) go up in that motherfucker Get the motherfuckin' money and get the fuck up outta
I'll be here waitin' on you Yo 'em Don't kill this time
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I help Yeah I need to a withdrawal Put the fuckin' in the bag bitch and I won't kill you!
What? oh my god, kill me I'm not kill you bitch, quit lookin' around Don't kill me, don't kill me I I'm not gonna fuckin' kill you the fuck up! Thank you! Windows tinted on my ride when I in it So when I rob a bank, run out and dive in it So I'll be in it And if identifies the guy in it hide for five minutes Come back, the eyewitness at the private eye hired to pry in my business Die, bitches, bastards, brats, This lucky I didn't blast his ass yet If I gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts my dick in between my legs and cluck You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave To say the stuff I say, so just it shut Shit, the shit I say, I just make it up To make you mad so kiss my naked ass And if not a rapper that I make it as I'm a be a fuckin' rapist in a mask
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