A lot of ask me, stupid fuckin' questions A lot of think that, what I say on record Or what I talk about on a record, I actually do in real life Or I believe in it Or if I say that, I want to kill somebody, I'm gonna do it Or I believe in it Well, shit, if you believe Then kill you You know
I'm a criminal! You god right I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My words are like a dagger a jagged edge That stab you in the head Whether you're a fag or Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a Pants or dress, hate the answer's "yes" Homophobic? nah, just hetero phobic Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my bulgin' (ooh!) my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em They belong in my You'll get hold of 'em Hey, me, versace Whoops, somebody me! And I was just checkin' the Get it? the 'male'? How many you expectin' to sell your second l.p sends you directly to jail? Come on! guy, I like gay men Right, ken? give me an (amen!) Please lord, this boy needs Heal this child, us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a new car And a prostitute my wife's sick in the hospital Preacher preacher, fifth grade You can't reach me, my mom can't You can't teach me a thing 'cause I watch t.v, and cable And you ain't able to these thoughts You can't stop me from these charts And you can't stop me droppin' each march With a new c-d for these fuckin' retards Duh, and to think, just little ol' me Mr. "don't give a fuck," still leave
x2] I'm a Cause every time I write a These people think it's a To tell em on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal But I don't gotta say a word, I just 'em the bird And goin', I don't take shit from no one
My mother did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and The baby came out, disfigured, indeed It was a seed who would grow up as crazy as she Don't dare fun of that baby cause that baby was me I'm a An caged who turned crazed But how the you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised? So as I got and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller, but my got larger I drink more to fuck you up quicker Than you'd to fuck me up for sayin' the word My morals went, the president got oral Sex in his oval on top of his desk Off of his own Now don't ignore me, you won't me You can't me, I'm white, blond-haired And my is pointy I'm the bad guy, who fun of people that die In plane crashes and As as it ain't happened to him Slim shady, I'm as as em- and kim combined the maniac's in Replacin' the doctor cause dre make it today a little under the weather, so I'm takin' his place (mm-mm-mm!) oh, dre with an a.k to his face Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the I told you dre, you kept that thing put away I guess will teach you not to let me play with it, eh? I'm a Aight (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker Get the motherfuckin' money and get the fuck up there
I'll be here waitin' on you Yo 'em Don't nobody this time
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I you? Yeah I need to make a Put the fuckin' in the bag bitch and I won't kill you!
oh my god, don't kill me I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit around Don't kill me, please kill me I said I'm not gonna fuckin' you Hurry the fuck up! you! Windows on my ride when I drive in it So I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it So be disguised in it And if anybody the guy in it I'll hide for minutes Come back, shoot the at the private eye hired to pry in my business Die, bitches, bastards, brats, puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet If I gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts Tuck my dick in my legs and cluck You motherfuckin' chickens ain't enough To say the I say, so just tape it shut Shit, half the shit I say, I just it up To make you mad so my white naked ass And if not a rapper that I make it as I'm a be a fuckin' rapist in a mask
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