Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell good as
I'm like a man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you like a actress
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I look like a
Am I old, do I walk like Grady?
I'ma proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, know I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The specialist, so take a dose of this
Now think it -- can you really come close to this?
You soft as powder, as a cabin cooler
Ugly as shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the ultimate writer and def entertainer
I work myself harder than a boxer's

LL Cool J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, my sneaker
dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get weaker
You can't believe, the skill and
LL Cool J, and the J is for
So BUFF ME, James the earthquaker
right my brother, you're goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so dude?
One of my ballads'll get your in the mood
Sucker MC's make me sick
I'm so bad, I can my own {dick}
If you go to your girl's and I'm there already
Don't go cause my name ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's like a in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was bout ME
The of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
to a rhyme so you look soft as a Smurf
and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and without a doubt!

[Chorus

[LL J]
are my servants, they serve me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take your
and cool you down, cause you're as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm about RUFF rovers
You get over -- what's my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my break out the looseys
and a pull, cause the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and
Don't cross me, or lose your
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put so I carry a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be
I'm a one man RIOT, so even TRY IT
The Prince of tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play your hand you better do calisthenics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole
Speak your piece, then I'ma go for
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and in
Cop out to one cause you're facin ten
I ain't Sidney but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I admit it
You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha just it!

[Chorus

[LL J]
But if you're hard and you still don't understand
Here's a little -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can flow, hell no
My are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, the serious joint
I eat my steak fast, I my brew slow
My voice is milky with a clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and walk like a
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) And just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the 3000 That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for yaknahmsayin?
Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up
That's what time it is,
applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best believe he's FUNKY! You KNOW??? FUNKY!