Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, good as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in -- they leave me alone
I like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a of green Golden Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you look a actress
How you sleep on me ho's, do I look like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk like
I'ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is 80
Don't you try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, know what I'm sayin Mickey
The poetry specialist, so take a of this
Now think about it -- can you come close to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cabin
Ugly as work shoes, messin with the
the ultimate writer reciter and def
I work myself harder than a boxer's

[Chorus: LL J]
your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your (aiyyo)
Clap your hands (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, my sneaker
You're dog doo-doo, I'm you get weaker
You believe, the skill and dexterity
LL J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James the earthquaker
That's my brother, you're goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so dude?
One of my ballads'll get your girlies in the
Sucker MC's make me sick
I'm so bad, I can my own {dick}
If you go to your girl's and I'm there already
Don't go Crazy my name ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's like a course in
When Einstein was talkin, he was bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma give
to a rhyme so hard you look as a Smurf
and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and that's a doubt!

[Chorus

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, serve me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take temperature
and cool you down, cause you're cold as
Not the ones on the table, I'm about RUFF rovers
You can't get over -- my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother break out the
and take a pull, cause the buck here
I get swift as a magician, wreck and dissapear
Don't me, or lose your loyalty
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle, a shame how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I a muzzle
to em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT, so even TRY IT
The of special tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play your hand you do some calisthenics
jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak your piece, I'ma go for mine
And I you, I'm gonna strike again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and in
Cop out to one rhyme cause facin ten
I ain't Sidney but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I admit it
You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha forget it!

[Chorus

[LL J]
But if you're headed and you still don't understand
Here's a little -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on
I'm tellin you, they're the serious
I eat my steak fast, I drink my slow
My voice is milky with a clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and walk a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, (aiyyo)
And everybody just your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the 3000 That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory
Cause I'm the victor in game, word up Knahmsayin?
what time it is, peace
[crew applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best believe FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!