And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County In their rendition of 'The Cell Block
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to If you'd have been there, if you'd seen it I you would have done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people have little habits That get you like Ernie like to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come this one day and there's Ernie on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I took the off the wall And I fired two warning shots his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame
I met Ezekiel from Salt Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off right So, we started living
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, have dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of Mormons, you know
So that night, when he home I fixed him his drink as You know, some just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a flower in its And then he used it and he it It was a murder but not a
Now, I'm in the kitchen Carvin' up the chicken for And in storms my husband in a jealous rage "You screwin' the milkman"
He says and he sayin' "You screwin the milkman" he ran into my knife He ran into my knife ten
If you'd have been there, if you'd have it I betcha you would have done the
Mit kersek, en Azt mondjok, hogy a hires Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a De nem igaz, en vagyok Nem mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, and I had this double act And my husband, Charlie around with us the last number in our act We did 20 acrobatic in our world
One two three five, splits, spread eagles Flip flops, back flips, one after the other Well, one night we were in Cicero
The of us, we were in this hotel room Boozin' and havin' a few and we ran out of ice So I went out to get
I come back, open the Veronica and Charlie Doing number seventeen, the eagle
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I blacked out I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until When I was the blood off my hands I even knew they dead
had it coming, they had it coming They had it coming all I didn't do it, inspite if I'd it How could you tell me I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always trying to himself He go out every night looking for And on the way, he Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic He saw himself as and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', had it comin' had it comin' all along 'Cause if they used us and they us How could tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if have seen it I betcha you would have the same
You pop gum one more time my ass Ten
Miert Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the spread Artistic I betcha you would done the same