Good afternoon and gentlemen And to Pink Airlines, we hope your flight Is enjoyable and our attendants Are here to your ride is as pleasant as possible
Seat backs and tray tables be in the upright And locked position the take-off and landing All carry-on must be stowed in an over-head compartment Or under the in front of you
on a ticket 'Cause you're looking for the You're on top 'Cause you're flying the sky
You wanna have your and you wanna eat it too always pointing fingers at you You're damned if you do, you're damned if you We're always doing all the things we say, we won't
we go, we're riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, jumping off the wings We're going in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking 'round in It's the 22
If you are in an emergency exit aisle And feel as though you are or unwilling To in case of an emergency Please notify a attendant immediately
All equipment, including cell phones 2-way pagers, CD players, laptops, etc Should remain in the off position the pilot notifies us we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft
Looking the outside, you're always looking in You think you fixed the problem 'til it comes right back And life seems like a trap, you're to get out You're searching for you 'cause you feel like mighty mouse
You're damned if you don't, damned if you do You've seen all the signs but you got a clue
Here we go, riding on a whim with a rendezvous Here we go, we're off the wings going round in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're flying in circles It's a 22 Yes, rocking 'round in circles It's the 22
You are in for the of you life
we go, we're riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous we go, we're jumping off the wings We're 'round in circles a catch 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, rocking 'round in circles the catch 22
We realize you had choices and on behalf of all of us At Pink Airlines, we'd like to thank you for flying us We hope you a wonderful stay Wherever destination may be
And remember be careful when retrieving items As during the flight may have shifted And fall on you or your neighborer's head And you the fuck out
Here we go, we're riding on a Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, we're jumping off the going 'round in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles It's the 22