Good afternoon ladies and And welcome to Pink Airlines, we your flight Is and our flight attendants Are here to insure ride is as pleasant as possible
Seat backs and tray must be in the upright And position during the take-off and landing All carry-on must be stowed in an over-head compartment Or the seat in front of you
Waiting on a you're looking for the ride You're on top 'Cause flying through the sky
You wanna have your cake and you eat it too always pointing fingers at you You're damned if you do, damned if you don't We're always doing all the things that we say, we
we go, we're riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, we're jumping off the going 'round in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're flying 'round in It's a 22 Yes, we're 'round in circles the catch 22
If you are seated in an emergency aisle And feel as you are unable or unwilling To assist in of an emergency Please notify a flight immediately
All electrical equipment, cell phones pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc Should remain in the off position until the pilot us That we are at a flying altitude of 10,000 ft
Looking from the outside, you're always in You think you fixed the 'til it comes right back again And life like a trap, you're trying to get out You're searching for you cheese 'cause you feel mighty mouse
damned if you don't, you're damned if you do You've all the signs but you haven't got a clue
Here we go, we're riding on a Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, we're off the wings We're going round in It's a 22
Yes, we're flying in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles the catch 22
You are in for the of you life
we go, we're riding on a whim Connecting with a Here we go, jumping off the wings going 'round in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're flying in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're 'round in circles It's the 22
We you had many choices and on behalf of all of us At Pink Airlines, like to thank you for flying with us We hope you a wonderful stay Wherever destination may be
And remember be when retrieving your items As during the flight they may shifted And might on you or your neighborer's head And knock you the out
Here we go, we're on a whim Connecting with a we go, we're jumping off the wings We're 'round in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're flying 'round in a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking 'round in the catch 22