Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the of the Headless Horseman
Born with the of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant whores can get Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, what I in tact and a set of morals I up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Norris with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of dad as a present for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns fell off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a Apple Watch
front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and if they had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and ends There's not a bitch on this earth I can be with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, mothafucka you'll ever come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a ulcer Same brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in in a gray van with a spray tan a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She kielbasa Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a and an AIDS test at him! Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and who can't escape the habit Continue to the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me in plastic
And send Dylann Roof the windshield of the Benz until he spins like a pinwheel and feelin' like a windmiller with a build while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he hits a cement Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, it into the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller killer, avenge syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw blood Even pop on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be awkwarder cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not a slapstick hockey puck
The broad hunter with the off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm my problems Wish my chest wasn't to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush You're my first take, I'll you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a You can get it in the can like Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, three pant sizes Tush against your damn side, your puss and are squished What kind of that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the match to the wrath Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in Piper Chapman might just have to me like a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I such a