Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous cassette and a cassette in Ecuador with Edward
Witness the of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's shredded Reddish torn, and only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions Fetish for stickin' metal forks in, Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a orange dress and four inch heels to address the court with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Storm for destruction, there's no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick sock
One ball and half a Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, on it with gobs of lipstick Got a list for you to run some odds and ends with not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like missile launchers Misfit, blond, and I've gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to start Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka ever come across gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer Same damn brain results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of supporters underwater up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She wants Pre-arrange an plan Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of dang candidate You say don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first order of once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Tell I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to and static who can't escape the habit Continue to the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me passenger in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And Dylann Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he spins a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a build while his skin's peelin', and skids he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never been The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, syllable binge a syringe, 'til I...
Draw first pop shit on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be more cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your time traveling me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine That's the of attack when I'm fixing my problems my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my take, I'll nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by your looks, and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can some Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, least three sizes Tush mushed against your side, your puss and are squished What of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the to ignite the wrath Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in Chapman might just have to picket me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star the track
Why am I such a