Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous Four and a recorder in Ecuador with Edward
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have vendettas men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin torn, and they're only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions Fetish for stickin' metal in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a A predator, I'm for competitors Better 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a mess of You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive and pressure points, and George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of dad as a present for him!
In my present I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dropped Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice
One and half a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in this bitch, on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run odds and ends with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka ever come across gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer Same brain scan results as Rainman's'es aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She wants Pre-arrange an plan Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business once I get in Second thing make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" a latex and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the banned, and make it snappy
to friction and static Addict who can't escape the to chase the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me passenger in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the of the Benz until he spins a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build his skin's peelin', and skids he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it the upper peninsula You wanna go against 'zilla, The Rap When will I quit? Never realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a thriller Revenge killer, avenge syllable Fill a syringe, I...
Draw first Even pop on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be more awkwarder cause innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not give a hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm my problems Wish my wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush my first take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a You can get it in the can like some Anheuser Jeans too small, least three sizes Tush against your damn side, your puss and are squished What of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' a flat
the match to ignite the wrath Got to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman just have to picket me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69'ed the
Why am I such a