Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin torn, and they're only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions Fetish for stickin' forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I to Hell and fell a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, what I in tact and a set of morals I make up for in like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You want Come and get some, boys! I'm Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch to address the court a bullseye on his back His chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dropped Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Kaepernick practice sock
One and half a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Tabasco sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' for you to run some odds and ends with There's not a bitch on earth I can be monogamous with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and I've gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever across gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer Same damn scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a tan a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She wants Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first order of I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" a latex and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
to friction and static Addict who escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I walked up in Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me passenger in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And Dylann Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he spins like a pinwheel and begins like a windmiller with a thin build while his peelin', and skids 'til he a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? will I quit? Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge syllable a syringe, 'til I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular be more awkwarder cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm with your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the Tip it back then I'm twisting bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack I'm fixing my problems my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many against me mind boggles And why I haven't come on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some my first take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm entranced by your looks, and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Anheuser Jeans too small, least pant sizes mushed against your damn side, your puss and are squished What kind of that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' a flat
Light the match to the wrath Got knives to slash and slice in half Chapman might just have to picket me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting like that And you really surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, dial it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?