my mic up my mic up
(Steady on the right) Ayo, calm nigga (Steady on the left) Ayo, calm down (Steady on the right) Ayo, calm nigga (Steady on the left) Fuck it, niggas! Oh my
Know the cats get down Sprinkle the ash, you'll get ass kicked, pow! Frown while I shit on crown Skip grounds will appear on the king cash cow Do I 'em say 'Wow!', strip, ow, bow I sit the pound, click, pow Blow, click, click, pow, pow Stop dropping them classics, flip now Bitches I'm making them skip with Art, you don't want that when I growl Let me come let me come and mop up the knock When I pop off I stop, cause What we do? through, you better lock doors (Pause) The wolves wanna eat, be by lockjaws No need to cook up the coke, you see me raw And if you ain't enough What in the fat fishes of a phenomenal Fuck is going on? Back the beat and the raps is callous Bang on another song, I'mma these niggas nervous And clipping they nails and in wetness And nibble them like sunflower shell See these skills got my weight up heavy like three And I shit on Ishamels 'til the speakers fell into the weed your tree fell, see how they Twitter, Facebook, and Instagramming, on email Talking, I'm sick and I got them shook banging on until they cripple See I cook like I'm slanging a sale And I gram and whoop 'em and drag 'em like females Oh see well, these niggas already know the way that I fuck up, minus the details The case is shut, bitch remind me of my replacement but kind of an ancient slut Her stomach down she was a basement fuck Swell up this like I'm sticking sticks in their gut So graciously, ungraciously, I painfully wake up Ragdolling these niggas and attack them like in the cut I'm for the taking while I break niggas neck like a bracelet, fuck It's kinda like me having a case in the truck and 'til I'm blasted All ratchet and racing keeping 'em blacking I'm leaving 'em stuck I got 'em than a child in a park chasing a duck I'm chasing a buck it's funny, niggas be chasing they luck I be them up like boots when I'm pushing they face in the mud (ahh) Missiles I fling while I spit live wire, 'til shit circling back around With fire for me to melt the brake's surface, and back the sound While I up shit that I toss I quit worshiping Gods, around It's certain this shit splatters click paint that'll 'em scatter Shameful the way I shatter, shit apart it doesn't matter (rip) head up off your shoulders, bullets bigger than a boulder Break 'em and they know it's a classic And the way it's going you could get your ass kicked See, me and Shady together we're Like baking a bomb and a rabies cake like a bitch (we that sick) Cause I come from Haiti, I'm suggesting you pay me, make me wanna spazz Like I'm a Israeli, bastards While I bite the up put the sparker in a heater I'm chopping your foot off now mine and I'm putting my feet up Back to the hood and off to the whylin' I'm hoping you protect your And I blacking out so long niggas is asking if the hook has died, naw But the beat is
(Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down (Steady on the left) Ayo, calm down (Steady on the right) Ayo, down nigga (Steady on the left) Ayo, calm nigga (Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down (Steady on the left) Fuck em, out nigga
There's a light contagiousness to tirade It just might make you So with this my brain is just like a fucking fried egg Is my mind scrambled? (Cause I'm lit) Narrow But go through such a wide range of this That my has gotta squeeze through it sideways I just pulled up in Davis' driveway With his personal saying he's bi Waving a nine, a sign, yanking his ride, making him cry "rape" then arrive naked And drive straight through the gay parade Yippee-Ki-Yay Cause here I- wait, did the world just pee on my And should I take it as a sign? Maybe I'll em back in the times (Shady) out like a sore thumb, so I gave em the finger To take the away from my stinking face it was bringing Changed the whole complexion of the game, but in case you was thinking An inkling of replacing the kingpin, you're crazy, you're your ink then So if this is any indication of you may be facing You better make a cause you fake imitations Are leaving a bad taste, making a bad impression That's the worst impersonation ever seen and Who raps nasally, eyes hazily, rhymes But sounds like he may need some FLO, speaking? kind of stupid question is that? Hey Mrs. Lincoln Other than husband's fucking brains that were leaking, how'd you think that play was this weekend? You ain't the real Slim Shady, sit your ass faggot See me on a ballot? I'm running for class Rich democrat, bitch, so I'm just a To come fuck up the party, me and Flipmode starting a campaign To have every campus on a fucking Act my goddamn I am eight, so let's get smashed And wake up the next day the room trashed, covered in Band-Aids ashtray smashed, champagne splashed on the lampshades But ain't up for debate, this is undebatable Shady for president, ho, don't me go take it back to the days of old Where Sway and Tech radio when I was so much NoDoz and LSD I fell asleep on the wake up show Fuck you telling me, fools? I was living Raising hell up in shoes Penelope Cruz was still developing boobs Me and Bus put it down like a pet You're with vets dawg, fucking internet bloggers "I sit in front of my all day and comment on Everything, I'm an expert on everything, everything sucks, play the song" Guess if I hopped out your freaking laptop, you prick With Biggie and kicked the living out of you, I'd be dead wrong Son of God I'm not soft a wet log, force never gets clogged I'm so full of self-esteem I sweat fog Yes, yes y'all, steady on the left, off of it or you get stepped on soft Bout as as my fucking leo jet Jealously'll get you as as a Chia Pet I can see that you're upset, dawg Alert, alert, girl, Once you went into the house of pain a world of hurt so Jump around, jump, jump, get that ass Jump around, jump, jump, came to hit you a fan favorite But if you too fly for coach better get them get them arms and freaking flailing Jump Van Halen, and pray for a damn tailwind More afraid of success than I am of So what does tell ya? That on a grand scale I don't give a fuck nothing Like Stan mailing his last piece of fan Before he ran straight into the railing
Chill, man,