Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another Bert and Ernie
to Charles Evans ([email protected])
[The arrowed are from memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. in with pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Bert, try this on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the jar, but what's it gotta do
with pot there, huh?
E: Well you see, I had to put the somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... a second. I... I... I'll show you, Bert.
B: at camera] I don't understand.
E: [brings in sugar bowl cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the bowl, see? [takes a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
where'd ya put the sugar?
E: Well, show you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
bowl and looks at camera]
B: Ya show me. [does the famous tilt]
E: Ok, well you see, I put the in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. Well you put the
flower that was there, huh?
E: Oh show you, Bert! [takes away the pot]
B: Ya gonna show me again... I get this.
E: in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
into this milk bottle, see... planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. straight into camera all proud, shaking
his head his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: Hmm?
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, show you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning with a beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk the, uh, soda bottle
B: close to E. in quiet voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
to be patient, but __where__ is the soda??
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... [calmly as usual, getting
more stunned and irritated out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the [straining] mmm
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. [even calmer than
B: [stares into camera as E. leaves for a few and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, are you doing now? [Mouth wider than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I carry it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: down into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes stands there with mouth firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at fish in hat] Take it there, fella.
B: Ernie, Ernie, that is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do when I play

E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s head] em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End music begins Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
was one neat trick done in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. which I see). You
know how Ernie's hands are real and the arm go in at his
elbows, which are always the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a quick .. nicely-done
Bert and up with the pot.. with Elbow behind Bert so Ernie's
hand is up in the air with showing.