Luyện nghe bài hát Beer

the beer i had for breakfast was a of mad dog
and my 20/20 was fifty percent off
you said punch-buggy red and me right in my left eye
i said you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire
he came home on acid i was his shotgun
i was like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
he said don't shoot, i said i won't i you you're my friend
i him my wig and shot myself in the head
then i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my
i got in my and i drove to the mall
i got a big johnson and some silicone tits
when i out the tissues they were covered with shit
and the beer i had for was a box of cheap white wine
and the boom box on my was a box of clementines
i ate every single one without noticing the
you said you're gross my darling, i said no i'm and roll
even i'd never ever been in a band
i got cool as ice tattooed on my hand
and the christians gave me comic books as if i would be
of burning in hell well i was already
and the beer i had for breakfast bullet in the brain
and the beer i had for lunch was a bottle of train
and the beer i had for dinner was my neighbor's pills
we had to sit on skateboards jut to make it down the hill
then i peed my pants and you stole the groom's
and some old man made me watch him masturbate in his car
when i got to the apartment you were face down on the floor
you don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64
and the beer i had had for breakfast was a pint of jim
and a fifth of peach and some warm sunny d
and you said bottoms up as i bottomed out
i tried to scream fuck you but was pouring out my mouth
evan dando planned on telling you the truth
and your leonardo i.d. card is your of youth
you can be a teenager for whole fucking life
just find some pretty sucker and make that your wife
i guess by now you all know my friends danny his neck
he was driving home sirens when he got into a wreck
first i for him and then i cried for me
haunted by the of the girl i used to be
but the rocks with holes are in my hands
and i buried my in the hot hot sand
and the pink pony kisses me and says
you've come a long, way and you deserve to be really happy